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Stuffed. Do you want that?

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Your half-dribbled sausage?

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Yeah, go on.

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- Well, I guess this is goodbye.
- What do you mean? It's not goodbye.

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Custody hearing's not till this afternoon.

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I know. But I think we both know
it's all over.

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- It's not over.
- It's over.

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- Tell him it's not over.
- No, it's definitely over.

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I would like to say that I've enjoyed
this time we've spent together.

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Oh, me too. I know we...

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No, please, let me finish.

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I would like to say that, but I can't.

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I still find you a staggeringly
hebetudinous individual.

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Mmm, right.
Well, that's not even a word, so...

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You don't know what hebetudinous means?

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- No, Marcus, no-one does.
- Oh, dear.

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<i>Well, anyway, as they say on LA Law,
see you in court.</i>

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What a tool.

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- Shut up. Just shut up.
- What's your problem?

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Do you have any idea
what it's like to face

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- losing a child?
- My parents only died when I was six.

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So, no, please do tell me some more
about abandonment.

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- Your parents live in Sussex
- Well, we don't speak.

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No, you don't speak, Chris,

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because you're incapable
of having an adult relationship.

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I've worked my behind off

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to improve my life. I don't have
a quarter of your intelligence.

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- An eighth, probably, but...
- And what do you do

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with all this talent?
Nothing. You're wasting away

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in a crappy, dead-end job

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picking stupid fights with stupid
customers. And you wanna know why?

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- No.
- Because you're scared.

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And it's so much easier, isn't it,
just to reject everything. Everyone.

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Life, before life rejects you.

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Oh, sorry, I drifted off at the end there.

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- Get out.
- Fine.

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You're the last person
I need around me today.

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You know what? Marcus is right.
You are hebetudinous.

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Yeah, well, I still don't know
what that word means.

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<i>- Scan in progress.
- I'm telling you, every time.</i>

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<i>- Identified. Tim Elliott.
- See? What?</i>

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No.

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That's never happened before.

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<i>Identified. Tim Elliott.</i>

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OK, gang, here we go. Final exams.
Come on, start taking

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- your places. Tim, quick word?
- Sir.

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I have a proposition for you.

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I am very grateful,
but I don't wanna go on holiday with you.

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No, not that. No.

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Every year we send one of our new recruits
on secondment with the CIA

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in exchange for one of their guys.

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- You thought of me?
- What do you say?

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Well... l can't give you an answer
right now,

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I've got my son's custody hearing
this afternoon.

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About that. Are you sure
you don't want my people to, um...

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Ka-ka, ka-poom!

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Puh! You know?

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- Absolutely positive.
- OK. Consider it done.

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- No.
- No?

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- But I thought...
- Shh, listen to me very carefully.

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Do not shoot my ex-wife.

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- Is that understood?
- Relax. Ooph!

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But apart from the kids,
you're good to go.

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I could give you an answer
by the end of the day.

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OK. The villa in Tenerife is booked
if you change your mind.

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- Never gonna happen.
- Perfect. Let me know.

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- What did he want?
- It was nothing.

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OK, ladies and gentlemen.

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Please, turn over your papers.

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Terrific.

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- Bravo!
- Very moving.

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- Wasn't too much?
- No way.

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- Definitely not.
- I don't wanna alienate the judge.

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Trust me, the court will lap it up.

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So what's next?

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What do you reckon? Tim's cross ex?

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No, I think we need to more work
on Judith's examination-in-chief.

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- I agree.
- OK.

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We've got a case to win, people.

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- Do you mind?
- Well, I was sitting here first.

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- Yeah.
- Unbelievably rude.

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- Sausage?
- No, thanks.

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Seems like a lifetime ago
that we were first sat here.

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Yeah. And to think we now know
137 different ways to kill people.

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We do.
And not just innocent bystanders.

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- Even the occasional bad guy
- Absolutely.

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How do you think the hearing will go?

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- Well, you met Paula.
- Right.

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I'm sure Marcus wants to stay with you

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- more than he lets on.
- Yeah.

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Woke up this morning with him
nailing a farewell banner to my roof.

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Sure you don't want me to come with you?

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No. I'm fine.

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I could poison some of the witnesses.

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That's very sweet but... no, really.

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- Hey, shouldn't you get going?
- Yes.

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Yes, I...

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Yeah, damn.

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- What?
- Nothing, it can wait.

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- No, go on. What is it?
- OK, there's something

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that I wanted to say.
To ask you, really.

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- Yeah?
- OK?

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OK, um. Yeah, no. It's...

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OK, no.

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So, OK. Well, yeah, no. The thing is...

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I think I know what the thing is.

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You do?

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Yeah. No, I've been wanting to

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ask the same thing.

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- Really?
- Really.

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- Cos that... that's good, then.
- It is good, isn't it?

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- So can we talk later?
- Absolutely.

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- You promise?
- Promise.

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Now go. You'll be late.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah...

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- I'm not sure if I care.
- Tim, go.

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- OK.
- Good luck

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- Need any help?
- Yes, these scanners.

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- Oh, it's you.
- Sorry?

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- You stay away from me
- Do I know you?

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So easy to mock me, Mr Smarty Pants.

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Just because I don't know
exactly which scanner to buy.

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The XR-10's a good model.

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Oh, is it? Is it?

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Ah. Well, bad luck,

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Cos I'm not falling for your cynical ruse.

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No, honestly, it's our best seller.

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How dare you!

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I'm a strong, independent man.
I control my environment.

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I... Are you even listening to me?

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No.

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Good luck

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Court rise!

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No way. You're kidding.

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That is hilarious.

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That's madness.

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Listen, Dave, I should, er...
All right, mate, take care.

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Bye. Bye-bye

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Yeah.

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Wednesday, yeah.
Looking forward to it.

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OK. Bye. bye...

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That was Dave. He was just, um...

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Ah, no, it doesn't matter. It's fine.
Okeey-doke.

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- Everyone here?
- Yes, sir.

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Crikey, you don't have many supporters.

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- No, sir.
- Bit screwed, aren't you?

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I am now.

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Wait!

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- Who are you?
- I'm Mr Elliott's counsel.

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Christopher Cecil Pitt Goddard.

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Son of the Right Honourable
Lord Hugh DeMarmsely Goddard.

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Father to a murdered son.
Husband to a murdered wife.

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Sorry, I'm a bit over-excited.

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Cecil?

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Is this correct?
Is Mr Pitt Goddard your counsel?

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Yes, sir.

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Marvellous. Let's get this party started.
Bang! Mr Wilkes, shoot.

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Take all the time you need.

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I'm sorry.

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This is just such a difficult time for me.

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A mother, forced to battle
for the love of her son.

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It's awful, so, so awful.

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Shame on you, sir.

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With respect, Your Honour,
my client, being the father,

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is equally distraught
at having to negotiate

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for the affection of his only son.

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Yes, forgotten that. Good point. One-all.

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- How am I doing?
- I'm sorry?

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I'm a bit out of practice. I've been off
for ten months travelling around Indonesia

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with the family. Tremendously rich
country, culturally. Have you been?

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- No, not yet.
- Mr Goddard?

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Oh, um, I was an aid worker
in the Palangkaraya district

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- in '98.
- Really?

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Get on with it, Mr Wilkes.

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Idiot.

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Please could you tell your findings
to the court, Ms Abdul?

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Your name is Paula Abdul?

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Over the several weeks
I worked with the family,

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it became increasingly clear to me
that Mr Elliott

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was not capable of forming
the emotional bonds necessary

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to be a satisfactory guardian for Marcus.

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And so it's your recommendation
that Marcus ought to live with his mother.

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Absolutely. With immediate effect.

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Blimey. Rather ballses up your case,
doesn't it?

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Ms Abdul, would you please
remove your shirt?

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- What?
- I object!

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Mr Goddard, I like to relax
as much as the next man,

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but this is hardly the time.

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If you indulge me, sir,
I will prove beyond doubt

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that Paula Abdul
is in fact obsessed with my client.

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And that as a result of him
consistently rejecting her advances

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she is now seeking to punish him
in the most grotesque way imaginable!

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- Nonsense.
- Your Honour, I strongly object to this.

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Come on, off with it.

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- What?!
- It's kit-off time.

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I tell you what - so you don't feel
persecuted, I'll take my top off too.

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Can't say fairer than that, eh?

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May I get dressed now?

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What were you thinking?

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Turn around, please.

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- Oh, bloody hell.
- Wow.

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He's dead inside.
He doesn't know how to love!

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00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,286
Yeah, well, your evidence is, like,
totally whatever right now.

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This is ridiculous! Your Honour,
Tim cannot offer the balanced home life

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that Marcus needs.
Philip and I would provide the guidance

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of a father and a mother.
Tim has no-one in his life.

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No wife, no girlfriend.
He is incapable of love.

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- But, Your Honour, Tim is in love.
- Are you?

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- Am I?
- Tim is in love with a woman

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he works with, Caitlin Banks.

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- Is this true?
- I think so.

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Sir, it is the best kind of love.

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The kind of love
you dare not admit to yourself

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in case you are mistaken.

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A love born out of a friendship
and a trust.

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A love of which you're not even aware

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until one day the very sight of her
causes all the oxygen in your lungs

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to escape, leaving your heart a vacuum.

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And so it remains, gasping,
until resuscitated by a simple smile.

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Tim is capable of love, sir.

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Love for a woman,

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love for a friend...

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...and love for a son.

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That was excellent.

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Tell me, does this Caitlin,
does she reciprocate?

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I don't know. I think so.

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I haven't actually been able
to tell her exactly how I feel.

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- You must!
- Yes, sir.

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- Now!
- Right. Aren't we...?

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- I've heard enough.
- Your Honour!

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Shut your face, Wilkes!

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I'll consider this matter and issue
my judgment later today. Now, go!

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- Thank you.
- Go!

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Yes, right, no, going.

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Yes! Ooh!

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Ah, Still got it.

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Go get her, Tim!

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Tim!

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Tim, this is Special Agent Portis.

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- Special Agent...
- CIA.

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- Call me Marion.
- Why?

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- It's my name.
- Your name's Marion?

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- I know, it's a little...
- Gay?

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- Unusual.
- Tim.

245
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,482
Sorry, just saying...

246
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,010
It's OK, sweetie, I heard 'em all before.

247
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,008
- I'm sure he's just kidding around.
- Well...

248
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,361
And if he isn't, I'll have to kill him.

249
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,529
Terrific.

250
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,607
Why does he keep kissing her?

251
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,371
- It's a remarkable story, isn't it?
- They haven't told him yet.

252
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,561
- Told me what?
- Can I tell it?

253
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,602
- No.
- No, Portis should do it.

254
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,211
- No. You tell it, honey.
- No, it's...

255
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,730
Tell me the damn story!

256
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,285
If you feel like it.

257
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,731
I mean, I'm easy.

258
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:08,761
Well...

259
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,326
I was on a deniable black ops mission

260
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,647
in the Chengguan District of Tibet

261
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,002
infiltrating the regional
Chinese-backed administration.

262
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,805
The United States Government have been
worried about the Chinese economy...

263
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,811
Rah-rah-rah-rah-rah. Could we just
skip to the capture and brutal torture?

264
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,322
Well, the good news is, I wasn't tortured.

265
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,011
Just roughly groped.

266
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,008
What? No.

267
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,565
Why would you say that?

268
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,601
Sorry. I thought it's what you meant.

269
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,165
Absolutely not.

270
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,801
- Good. Brilliant.
- I was held in captivity

271
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,765
unmolested, for about 20 months...

272
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,406
- 20 months.
- ...until I eventually escaped

273
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,487
and walked...

274
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,490
- Walked.
- ...all the way to Nepal,

275
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,646
and freedom.

276
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,808
I love that bit.

277
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,047
- Incredible story, isn't it?
- It's an incredible story, it really is.

278
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,445
It is particularly incredible

279
00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,563
that I'm only hearing this
for the first time now.

280
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,682
Portis was declared dead over a year ago.

281
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,529
Right, well, they were wrong about that,
weren't they?

282
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,641
They sure were.

283
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:10,925
Sorry, so just to recap,
how exactly did you two become friends?

284
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,962
I'd say we're a bit more than friends.

285
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,923
Oh!

286
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,200
How much more?

287
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,686
- Well, we were...
- We were engaged, Tim.

288
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,166
What?

289
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,567
- They were engaged.
- What do you think of that, huh?

290
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,326
I...

291
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,731
All I can think right now is...

292
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,448
We have an intruder in the building.
You know what to do. Let's go.

293
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,289
Come in!

294
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,760
- Is this a bad time?
- Rats.

295
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,768
I don't know if you remember me
from court.

296
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,565
Yes, of course. I'm really not allowed
to discuss the case with you.

297
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,967
I understand. It's just that
I have some important new evidence

298
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,082
which I think you need
to take into consideration.

299
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,407
- What kind of evidence?
- The best kind.

300
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,168
Exhibit 34B, my lord.

301
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,284
I love my job so much.

302
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,571
- Why are you being like this?
- I don't know what you're talking about.

303
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,682
- Are you angry with me?
- Why would I be angry?

304
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,960
One of my work acquaintances

305
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,844
has just been reunited with
the love of her life. It's a glorious day!

306
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,803
He's not the love of my life.

307
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,083
Well, don't worry! I'm sure he'll love
himself enough for the both of you.

308
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,007
Stop it.

309
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,403
I thought he was dead. He was my fiance
and he died. Can't you see

310
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,886
I'm going a little bit crazy here?

311
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:39,129
I really thought you, of all people,
would understand. God!

312
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,765
- How did the hearing go?
- You were gonna tell me something before.

313
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,529
- Tim...
- What were you gonna tell me?

314
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,688
I don't remember. It's gone.

315
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,840
Or maybe it'll come back to you, eh?

316
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,325
Maybe.

317
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,280
So is he gonna live with you?

318
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,130
Or are you both
gonna move into his crystal fortress?

319
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,764
- Don't be like that.
- Sorry.

320
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,529
Seriously, though.

321
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,161
- Is his cape machine-washable?
- Ohh!

322
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,371
All I can say is wow-wee.

323
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,370
And I assume I can expect
another favourable judgment from you?

324
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,131
Hmm? What, the case?
I'm afraid I've already written that.

325
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,003
What?

326
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,326
Sorry, didn't I make that clear?

327
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,569
I've already sent it up
to the senior judge for sign-off.

328
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,841
I feel bad now.

329
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,766
Please don't hurt me!

330
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,768
- What the hell are you doing?
- Caitlin?

331
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,643
- You're pathetic.
- No!

332
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,091
I'm preparing an ambush!

333
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,881
- Slut.
- Knob.

334
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,847
Armed police!

335
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,162
Don't move!

336
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,004
It's OK, I've got him now.

337
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,964
Crisis over. CIA, baby!

338
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,126
Whoo!

339
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:24,763
So... let's see who we've got here.

340
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,290
Ah-ha-ha!

341
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,848
Hey-eh! That was... tremendous fun.
Well done, everyone.

342
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,927
Thanks, Portis.

343
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,328
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
was your final test,

344
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,010
and I'm delighted to say
you've all passed.

345
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,324
Everyone except Jackson.

346
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,569
I never liked you, Jackson.
Get out of my sight.

347
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,525
But, for you, ladies and gentlemen,
congratulations.

348
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,882
You are now all officially MI5 agents!

349
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,324
- Congratulations.
- Congratulations.

350
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,647
- That was quite a...
- Hey, sweetie, come over here.

351
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,489
I'm just telling the guys
how I won my third Purple Heart.

352
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,602
- I should probably, er...
- Yeah.

353
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,809
There's someone outside for you.

354
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,682
- Hi.
- Hi.

355
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,281
- Bad news.
- 'Fraid so.

356
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,210
You still have custody of the little toad.

357
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,049
- What? I Really?
- Yeah.

358
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,002
How come?

359
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,611
Well, in light of Paula's
less-than-expert testimony,

360
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:39,850
I made a Section 94 application
to have the hearing nullified.

361
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,848
Yes! Ohh!

362
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,689
I have no idea what that means.

363
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,290
It means that if you still want it,

364
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,483
Marcus will continue to live with you
for the next six months

365
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,966
until a new and hopefully sane
family counsellor

366
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,843
has had the chance to assess you weirdos.

367
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,689
That's great.

368
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,125
Listen, I have to say this, Tim.

369
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,687
It's highly unlikely you'll win
permanent custody of Marcus.

370
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,484
So you should consider now

371
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,921
what's best for you
as well as what's best for him.

372
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,761
Tim?

373
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,367
- Yeah. No, I understand.
- OK.

374
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,209
You never told me you were a lawyer!

375
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,687
I never told you a lot of things.
Oh, how did the exam go?

376
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,290
Yeah. I passed.

377
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,845
Congratulations!

378
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,565
Agent Elliott.

379
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,321
- Nah. It isn't quite...
- See you later.

380
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,805
Word.

381
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,251
Chris!

382
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,407
Thanks.

383
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,051
You did well today.

384
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,411
Thank you, sir.

385
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,329
- You look good with a weapon.
- Thanks.

386
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,089
- Very arousing.
- Bit weird.

387
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,691
You have an answer for me?
Can I tell the CIA you're on your way?

388
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,051
Is he staying?

389
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:07,005
Portis? Yeah. He's attached
to this branch for the foreseeable.

390
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,886
I think I have an answer for you.

391
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,688
Are you just going to stand there all day?

392
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,290
- Hmm?
- Put the suitcase down.

393
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,685
You look like a demented bellboy.

394
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,846
All righty.

395
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,004
How was the holiday?

396
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,166
It wasn't a holiday.

397
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,009
- No, I know.
- It was an archaeological dig

398
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,884
at the Mycenaean ruins of Atreus.

399
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,490
No, I know. I got the postcards.

400
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,682
I didn't send you anything.
Must have been Philip.

401
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,927
Really don't want to talk about Philip.

402
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,689
No offence, Philip.

403
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,290
- Kanena provlima.
- What?

404
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,970
That's "no problem". In Greek.

405
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,844
- Shut up, Philip.
- What's for supper, Tim?

406
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,360
- Lamb tagine.
- I'm vegetarian.

407
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,641
- Since when?
- Since the meat industry

408
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,569
started dealing in wanton barbarism.

409
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,762
- Right.
- Well, it is late.

410
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:06,408
I suppose you could just rustle me up
a celeriac and spinach quiche.

411
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,681
Yeah. I don't think
I have any of those things.

412
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,161
You're seriously gonna make me
live here again?

413
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,487
You know the deal, Marcus.
Hang in there. It won't be for long.

414
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,410
- Make a note of the quiche.
- No quiche, check.

415
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,442
Sorry, kemo sabe.

416
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,686
Come on, let's go.

417
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,802
Eh?

418
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,683
- No.
- No?

419
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,882
- I can make you something else?
- Forget it. I'll go round to Justine's.

420
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,969
I think they're having
risotto alla milanese tonight.

421
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,047
Right.

422
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,688
It's good to have you back, Marcus.

423
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,008
I only wish the feeling were mutual.

424
00:21:41,058 --> 00:21:45,608
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